Watching 'I love you, Beth Cooper' was like skipping a meal and heading straight for the cookie jar. You don't expect to be filled, you know it isn't good for you but you have it anyway.

It was still a fun watch. You have the sweet bits and you have the bitter bits but it never really satisfies. I'm a fan of watching simple movies only because my body can relax watching it, brain on the soft sofa cushion at the back of my head dozed-off remote in its hand. A few chuckles that don't snap your ribs and keeps the unwanted energy away. In the end, you feel relaxed- cruise control- gps took you there kinda feel.

Although it was a teen movie, there were some adult elements that not everyone caught. I watched it at midnight with a small but, expressive crowd. Lots of shameless outloud laughter and some sighing during the sweet bits. There was one adult joke where I laughed out-fucking-loud on my own:

You could tell that script was purposefully adult in nature. Either the crowd was an innocent variety or I had some misplaced imagination.

I'm a fan of certain kinds of nerds (only those who get off their cyber high-chair)

I'm Hayden's shameless fan. I can be her bitch. 

Go watch "Shangai Kiss". She should've started out indie.

My summary of this movie:

"Guy decides to verbal-diarrhea at his graduation in the hopes of finally satisfying his urge to tell the girl he has an infatuation with(not love) that he loves her (not love still). He steps on a lot of peoples' tails to get his message across. Instead of being mad at him for embarrassing her at her own graduation, she decides to thank him and hang out with him.. in a nights' worth of pain, pleasure and personal sentiments"

Guys, if you're listening, don't try this. The real way to a girls' heart is 40% looks, 10% guts to approach and make your existence known, and 50% follow-up. Yes. 'Looks'. Fuck the 'beauty is skin deep' bullshit. without that skin, noone's gonna approach some skinless man holding on to his organs. kapi? good.

Anyway, the ending was pretty ok. They didn't end up coupling and riding into the sunset. Everything is destroyed, parents are angry, night is over so they peck, exchange some thank-you's and go. good? good. Yes, very natural. That helps me sleep at night. Not everyone wants their cookies mixed with bullshit now, do we?

Yours,

th3.fox